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Isabelle:  Well, while you were off trapping vampires, I was uptown fighting off a Hydra demon. With Clary.
Jace:  With Clary? You took her demonhunting with you? Isabelle—
Isabelle:  Of course not. She was already well into the fight by the time I got there.
Jace:  But how did you know—?
Isabelle:  She texted me. So I went.
Jace:  She texted you? Is she all right? Did she get hurt?
Isabelle:  Yes, she’s bleeding to death upstairs, but I thought I’d avoid telling you right away, because I like to draw the suspense out.


I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me